Best Laughters SMS Message

Tintumon’s thoughts…

“Failure is not when

your Girl Friend

leaves you,

.

Its only when you

don’t try for her

sister.
.

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Help a Girl when she is in trouble…

“Help

a girl

when

she is

in trouble,

and

she will

surely

remember

you..

only

when

she is

again

in trouble..”

- Shakespeare.

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Best Laughters SMS Message

Top 3 SMS of the Year

BEST SMS OF THE YEAR:

How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.

Second Best:

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

Third Best SMS:

Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens .
.

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Best Laughters SMS Message

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asks the man..

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Top Economist Valentine’s Day Cards

4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.

3. Let’s raise housing starts together.

2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.

1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you..

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Top Economist Valentine’s Day Cards

Top economist Valentine’s Day cards

4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.

3. Let’s raise housing starts together.

2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.

1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you..

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