Christian Jokes

A lady lost her purse in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, ?Hmmm?. That?s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $50 bill in it. Now there are fifty $1 bills?
The boy quickly replied, ?That?s right, lady. The last time I found a lady?s purse; she didn?t have change for a reward.?

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Christian Jokes

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents, the week before Christmas. At bedtime, they knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I pray for a new bicycle!"
"I pray for a new Nintendo!"
"I pray for a new VCR!"
His older brother leaned over, nudged the younger brother and said,
?Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandmother is!"

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Christian Jokes

Celia prayed to Santa: Beloved Santa Claus, please listen to my prayer. If near my home on Christmas Eve, leave just one present there. It isn't for myself I ask, But only for another. Please leave a handsome son-in-law, for Dad & Mother."

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Christian Jokes

Son asks Dad: "Dad, why is it that Santa is a man?"
Dad to Son: "Because, no woman in the world is going to wear the same outfit year after year."

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Christian Jokes

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
"The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
"Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yes, indeed." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the stupidity in the horse's brain instead of on his back."

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Christian Jokes

Sarah asked her Sunday school class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Anita's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked her which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," she replied
Sarah asked Anita, "I see. And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius - the Pilot," replied Anita.

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