Kids Jokes

Teacher: How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

Student: With their eyes shut!

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Kids Jokes

Johnny to Celia: What kind of food do math teachers eat?

Celia: Square meals!

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Kids Jokes

One student to another: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? "The food," replied the other one.

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Kids Jokes

Father: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbor?

Stuart: Because it can't sit down!

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Kids Jokes

Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

Joe: Because there were so many knights!

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Kids Jokes

 Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrian's Wall is?

Little Mandy: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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