Computer SMS Message

U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!.

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Computer SMS Message

Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
* * * * *
A. The spacebar!.

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Computer SMS Message

Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ‘Lather, rinse, repeat..

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Computer SMS Message

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!.

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Computer SMS Message

Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses….

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Computer SMS Message

Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships.

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