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Friday, 22 July 2011

When i look at the sun i c u! when i look at the moon i c u! when i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!.

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come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!.

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Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken..

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CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces.....

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home..

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if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!.

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