Funny SMS Messages

apki tarif me do shabd likhna hai ,
socha bahut socha?
kursi per baith ke socha ?
bistar per late ke socha ?
table per chad ke socha ?
computer per online hote hue bhi socha ?
kitabo me ghus kar socha ?
raat ko morning walk karte hue socha ?
bina khay socha ?
kha kar bhi socha ?
pee kar bhi socha ?
naha kar bhi socha ?
itna sochkar bhi socha ki itna kyun socha ????
kaise socha???? yaar simple do shabd hi to
likhne hai lo likh diya "U R SO SWEET"

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

When does skin meet
skin? Hairs meet hair? & balls disappear!
Think..
U dirty mind..
It happens when
U blink ur eyes!

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

U r an...
"I. D. I. O. T."
Intelligent
Decent
Impressive
Optimistic
Talented
R u smiling now?
*U IDIOT*

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

R: is 4 red.
RED: is 4 blood
BLOOD: is 4 heart
HEART: is 4 love
LOVE: is 4 you
YOU: is 4 me
ME: is u
(ITS NOT 4 U)

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

I am getting married next Sunday. There would b a small party & only few pple wll b invited. Dnt brng any gift. Just brng SOMEONE 2 marry me!

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

U r an....
Motive,
hOnest and,
National
King of
Youth.
R u agree?
So, u r real MONKY.