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Showing posts with label JOKES SMS MESSAGES. Show all posts
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Thursday, 5 April 2012

JOKES SMS MESSAGES

Dhiru-Bete ye kya kiya? Sare investors ko mere paas bhejdiya. Anil-Daddy maine socha agar aap waha koi IPO laoge toh koi investor to chah

JOKES SMS MESSAGES

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds"Wife Wanted".The next day, he received hundreds of replies,all reading:"You can have mine

JOKES SMS MESSAGES

Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kaata. aadmi ne kaha: tum to raat me kaatte ho na? Macher bola, ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye overtime kar

JOKES SMS MESSAGES

A boy trying to propose a girl, finally proposed in a unique way :- "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar mujhe dogi".

JOKES SMS MESSAGES

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

JOKES SMS MESSAGES

What's the similarity between marriage & 11 :59 pm? Dono k baad 12 bajte hain!