Short Jokes

To check his servant's honesty, Andrew asked him: ?What will you do with a 100 rs. note lying on the floor? Will you keep it??

Servant: ?No, of course not.?

Master felt happy about his servant's honesty, but asked, "What will you do with it?

Servant: ?I will spend it.?

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Sandy asked his younger Mandy: "Do you want to hear a dirty joke?"

Mandy, hesitantly, - Ok

Sandy: A white horse fell in the mud.

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Short Jokes

On a crowded bus, a man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.

Surprised, he asked," What's the matter? Are you sick or something?"

"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."

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Short Jokes

Mother: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Little Elvis: I is the....

Mother: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Little Elvis: Ok. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Short Jokes

Santa was in Canada. He dialed a number to talk with his relatives in Punjab. His call was attended by a girl; her name was ?Sita.?

Surprised, Santa put down the phone.

In the evening, Banta came. Seeing Santa appalled, he asked the reason

Santa said, "I dialed a number in Punjab, but it got connected to Ayodhya?"

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Short Jokes

 A man was about to get married and for that, he wanted to have knowledge on how to handle a women. He went to a bookstore and asked the salesgirl, "Do you have a book called ?Man, The Master of Women??"

The salesgirl, pointing towards another corner of the shop, said: "The fiction department is on the other side, sir."

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