Funny Kannada SMS

omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi

gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.

gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.

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Funny Kannada SMS

hanumantu : nanage vipareeta kemmu sir

mukunda : haude, ondardha bottle whiskey kudi.. ellaa sari hogutte..

hanumantu : whiskey kudidare hogutta?

mukunda : yaake hogalla. whiskey kudidare hana hogutte. nemmadi hogutte. maana hogutte. maryade hogutte. naachige hogutte. ivellaa hogutte annodadre, ninna kemmu hogodilva..
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Funny Kannada SMS

appa : kopa control maadodhu kalitiruveya?

maga : oho kalitiddene?

appa : nanna mele ninage sittu bandaga en maadtiya?

maga : toilet clean maadtini..

appa : adarinda ninage hege trupti sigutte?

maga : nanu toilet clean maadodu, neenu hallu tikko brushninda..
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Funny Kannada SMS

papa pandu : swami, nanna hendati kaaneyagiddale.

postmaster: idu post-office. Police station nalli complaint kodi.

papa pandu : enu madli swami? nanage bahala kushiyagide. aa kushiyalli ellige hogabeko arthane agtilla.

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Funny Kannada SMS

1. maatu belli, sms bangaara.

2. maatu mane kedisitu, sms tale kedisitu.

3. sms nalli hoda mana, call madidru baralla.

4. paapi tower hattidru chotudda network.

5. kandavara cell inda call maadone jaana.

6. koti vana kedisitu, sms mana kedisitu.

7. call maduvavanu kuri, sms maduvavanu nari.

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Funny Kannada SMS

masipaatre haagu cooker naduve nadeda chikka sambashane:

masipaatre: yaake haage nannannu nodtiya?

cooker: ninna karimutiyannu yaru nodtare?

masipatre: matyak nannannu nodi whistle hoditiya?

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