Text Jokes

 I really like you,

I want to talk to u,

I am dying to see u,

But, I can't get to u,

The stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

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Text Jokes

 Water clear, but the sky is blue.

Monkeys like u should b kept in the zoo.

Don't get angry, you will find me there too.

Not in the cage, but laughing at u.

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Text Jokes

I?ve been arrested for being the ugliest person in India,

Can u come down the police station and show them that it?s all a mistake?

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Text Jokes

It?s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. The most important: These 3 men should never meet each other!

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Text Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?


John: An angel!


A crowd of women in heaven?


John: A host of angels!


All the women in heaven?


John: PEACE ON EARTH!

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You don't know how precious you are to me.

When you cry, I cry

When you laugh, I laugh

When you jump out of the window?

I look down & I'm still laughing.

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