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Monday, 16 May 2011

Emo Jokes

Q: What?s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Q: Emo grass cuts itself.


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Emo Jokes

Q: Why do emo kids always take the flight that leaves at midnight?

A: They prefer to take the red-eye.


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Emo Jokes

Q: How can you tell it?s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?

A: Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.


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Emo Jokes

Q: Why did the emo kid cross the road?

A: To get a box of tissues.


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Emo Jokes

Q: What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?

A: You say anything and he would start crying.


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Emo Jokes

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three, one to place it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.


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