Funny SMS Messages

apki tarif me do shabd likhna hai ,
socha bahut socha?
kursi per baith ke socha ?
bistar per late ke socha ?
table per chad ke socha ?
computer per online hote hue bhi socha ?
kitabo me ghus kar socha ?
raat ko morning walk karte hue socha ?
bina khay socha ?
kha kar bhi socha ?
pee kar bhi socha ?
naha kar bhi socha ?
itna sochkar bhi socha ki itna kyun socha ????
kaise socha???? yaar simple do shabd hi to
likhne hai lo likh diya "U R SO SWEET"

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When does skin meet
skin? Hairs meet hair? & balls disappear!
Think..
U dirty mind..
It happens when
U blink ur eyes!

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U r an...
"I. D. I. O. T."
Intelligent
Decent
Impressive
Optimistic
Talented
R u smiling now?
*U IDIOT*

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R: is 4 red.
RED: is 4 blood
BLOOD: is 4 heart
HEART: is 4 love
LOVE: is 4 you
YOU: is 4 me
ME: is u
(ITS NOT 4 U)

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I am getting married next Sunday. There would b a small party & only few pple wll b invited. Dnt brng any gift. Just brng SOMEONE 2 marry me!

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U r an....
Motive,
hOnest and,
National
King of
Youth.
R u agree?
So, u r real MONKY.

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Always start ur day with a lot of...
SEX.
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement

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I still feel, that u r so close 2 me.
Its true even in my dreams.
I culdn't b @least here.
I just wanna tell u.
Leave me n GO AWAY.
"BAD SMELL"

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"If u could cook," said the husband, "We could fire the chef"
"If u could screw," replied the wife, " We could fire the driver".

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Bite the neck gently, chew the breast softly, spread the legs slowly n suck the juice excitingly. That's way you should eat "TANDOORI CHICKEN"

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Touch it gently, put ur finger inside. If hole is big put three fingers, rub it up n down gently. That's the right way of washing a glass!!!

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Last night u came 2 my bed. Tried 2 find the sweetest place in my body! U spit on it, U suck it. U left me in pain. U damn MOSQUITO!!!

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Promised me. We r true friends u r the Roof. I am the Ground. U r the Floor I am the Tiles. U r the Sun I am the Rays. I am the Tree U r the Monkey OK?

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What's wrong with ur cel? I tried 2 calling lots of time. Every time when I dial ur number it says - The subscriber u r calling is currently having SEX. Please try later.

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Hi my dear friend! Come 2 my home immediately. After u h've visited 2 my home last week my son was not eating. He's telling I'll eat that...
Monkey uncle comes only.

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Friendship means...
I wat u 2 know that our frndshp means a lot.
U cry, I cry.
U lagh, I lagh.
U jumb out of window, I look down then, I lagh well.
Hahahaa...

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Studies about fools have proved that all fools use teir THUMB 4 read a SMS. Now it's too late don't try 2 change ur finger! So my dear fool, catch another fool!!

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Hi good morning. R u in the bus?
Yeah, slow movements n sudden breaks. Easy 2 stretch n kiss.
Ok, Ok.
Get off from the bus. U have passed ur halt.

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Beauty is not
measured by outer
appearance, or what we wear
But what we are
inside...........so,
try going out
naked tomorrow
& see the admirers !!!

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Good looks catch
the eyes but
Good Personality
catches the heart.
You are blessed
with both!
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