Kids Jokes

Teacher: How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

Student: With their eyes shut!

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Kids Jokes

Johnny to Celia: What kind of food do math teachers eat?

Celia: Square meals!

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Kids Jokes

One student to another: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? "The food," replied the other one.

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Kids Jokes

Father: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbor?

Stuart: Because it can't sit down!

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Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

Joe: Because there were so many knights!

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Kids Jokes

 Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrian's Wall is?

Little Mandy: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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Kids Jokes

Little Johnny came back from the school, mother asked, "What did you learn in school today"

Little Johnny: How to write

Mother: What did you write?

Little Johnny: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Kids Jokes

History teacher to student, "What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

Student: I don't know. I wasn't invited!

History teacher, "OK, then what did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?

Student: T-Shirts! What else!

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Kids Jokes

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?

Little Johnny: Not very much!

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?

Child: How to talk without moving my lips!

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Kids Jokes

Father: When was Rome built?

Son: At night.

Father: Why did you say that?

Son: Because my teacher always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Kids Jokes

 Little Robin called school: My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

School Secretary asked, "Who is this?"

Student: This is my father speaking!

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Kids Jokes

 Literature teacher asked, "Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?"

Student: Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing!

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Teacher: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

Student: On their feet!

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Kids Jokes

Teacher: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

Student: On their feet!

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Kids Jokes

Mr Patch: Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

Kid: The second one!

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Kids Jokes

Mother asked school going kid: How do you like going to school?

Kid: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Kids Jokes

One friend to another, "Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!

Another friend, "Why is that?"

Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!

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Kids Jokes

Teacher: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?

Student: Floodlights!
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Kids Jokes

Jack: 'It's so cold in my town that we have to use ten blankets at night!'

Smith: 'So what... in my town, it gets so cold that we have to use at least thirty blankets!'

Little Johnny: 'That's nothing! In my town, it gets so cold that the cows give ice cream instead of milk!'

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